Too much salt

Every bit of news I read at some point on one board or another mentions to get my salt shaker handy.

Well, I think you all will be disapppointed to know that the annual Salt Fest was two weeks ago. I know you are all probably sad that you missed it. (We won't mention that I missed the final day's festivities for a day of watching clack with Jen and Drue.) Darn.

I guess the city's philosophy is that it is a good old fashioned gathering of our city that over 99% of the country has no clue exists. And to celebrate salt.

We have salt mines, a historical salt marker and a salt plant (Morton's salt).

Salt, salt, salt. Enough to give anyone a heart attack from hypertension.

I'm sick of salt.

How about we change it from "Take this with a grain of salt" to " Take this with a mocha frappuccino"? I love me some Starbucks.

Just a suggestion.